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Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humour? Then Grumpy Old Git Jokes is the book for you. Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education and technology. It muses on the grump's least favourite people (including judges, bankers and lawyers – 'What is...
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Razor Smile - A light hearted collection of poems, prose, jokes, song parodies and risqué comedy intended to cater for all ages in large, easy to read, print. Learn how the Hippo is a pretty bird and the fate of Cleopatra's dive into the Nile. Find the answer to the mystery of the lost liner. Have a shot at the zany picture caption quiz and join the modern Robin Hood clan on a harrowing day. All this and much more. Razor Smile begins with poetry...
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If You Like to Laugh, This Book Is for You!
You'll crack up when you find out what happens to:
... the woman who bought the parrot with bad manners.
... the burglar at work who keeps hearing, "Jesus is watching.
... the little old lady who forgot her lifelong friend's name.
... the elderly gentleman who asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
... the 3 guys who had to think to enter heaven on Christmas day.
... Sol and Abe considering the Church offering...
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When I wrote the first of my joke books, I waited nervously indoors, with the curtains drawn, expecting a knock at the door in the middle of the night. When it didn't happen, I relaxed enough to write another one and here it is!
My publisher said there must be some mistake. I said no, that was the doctors first reaction on seeing me being born, not the joke book, which was a deliberate act of insanity on my part (readers of a nervous disposition,...
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Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: On the bottom.Q: What did the flag say to the pole? A: Nothing, it just waved.Q: Why did the belt go to jail? A: It held up a pair of pants.1100+ Clean Jokes For Kids (and adults of all ages!) is the ultimate collection of laugh out loud jokes for anyone aged from 7-70!Chock full of over 1100 Knock Knock jokes, Questions and Answers, Doctor Doctor, Riddles, One liners and more, this giant...
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Here it is, the book you've been longing for... The ULTIMATE Blonde Joke Book! Includes: Over 250 Blonde Jokes Brand-New Jokes by Guy A. De Marco Get the upper hand in a Blonde Joke contest Rule the playground (or water cooler, if you're an older kid) Alarm people around you as you laugh out loud Spew drinks from your nose at passers-byGet your copy today!
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There is a reason I compiled this book of humor, and it's a good one. It is an essential tool to use as an icebreaker in career and social situations. If you have read my book Explanations from a Londoner, you will have discovered that I write not just on an interest point of view, but in an advisory capacity. In my earlier years, I was in the sales field and from the moment of making someone laugh you have them on your side. Most businesses are about...
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ALMOST THE BEST PUN AND JOKE BOOK EVER is a collection of over 500 puns and jokes that go right across the board, from politics and politicians, to historical figures, general observations and commentary on today's world. One thing's for sure though: you'll be laughing out loud if you don't cringe with embarrassment at their sheer lameness first!
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Jokes for the Imbecile: Written by Imbeciles for Imbeciles by Mark and Will Funnn, delivers the ultimate experience in complete and utter stupidity for Imbeciles from all walks of life. This book includes a wonderful collection of jokes, songs, poems, and recipes that can immediately be put to use by any Imbecile, big or small. You will enjoy this amazingly asinine book for many years to come, especially if you are a true Imbecile like us. If not,...
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How would you like to be the person everyone is waiting for…to arrive at the party, the office, the restaurant, or wherever? What if, in a very short amount of time, you could develop a reputation for being a funny guy or gal? With BRILLIANT ANSWERS FOR EVERYDAY QUESTIONS, it will be quick, easy, and fun. How many times has someone asked you a simple question, and you automatically answered it seriously? Ten seconds later you thought to yourself,...
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For anyone who has pet peeves, nerves, and irritations caused by everyday interactions with the world, this is a collection of the funniest, realistic, common, life-engaging moments we all share, as everyday people. Engage in laughter as you compare and keep count of all common human, family, on the road, kids, pets, in public, lover's lane, friendships and workplace pet peeves and "Don't You Just Hate It When..." life interactions with your family,...
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The Fountain of Humor Number 2 is a collection of jokes and stories. The material is helpful to mind and body. It is funny, tasteful and likely to make most people laugh out loud. It's all about feeling good, feeling much better, reducing sad feelings, healing mind and body. All anyone needs to do is to laugh loud and long to feel good and better. Yes, it works. It's not a cure-all for aging and not a Fountain of Youth . . . simply a Fountain of Humor...
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A hilarious poke at the guy who acts like a classic douchebag by comic Joe Bartnick. Fully illustrated, this book is as educational as it is entertaining. Everybody wants to be the cool guy. The guy every man wants to be and more importantly, the guy every chick wants to bang. Being cool is easy for some and impossible for others. While you may never be totally cool, you absolutely do not want to be a douchebag; the complete opposite of cool. That's...
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Following the outstanding success of his first volume titled 4,000 One Liners, the author has delved into his archive and cobbled together a second volume of equally fascinating reflections of life. The new book 5,000 One Liners is a trove of humorous and thoughtful quotes which are sure to brighten the reader’s day and bring a smile.
It is word-smithing at its best; wit, humour, ideas, philosophy and memorable quotes are skillfully drawn together...
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There is no joke book like this - - 1,000 jokes blended with 100 humorous illustrations. Auto enthusiasts will love the specific references to all kinds of automobiles and drivers, foreign and domestic, test drivers and race car drivers. We start with Henry Ford's early cars and cruise through the decades with collector cars on up to modern vehicles. Drivers include rednecks, good ol' boys, seniors, and even dogs! We cover surprising myths about the...
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With more than 1200 questions, this new Would You Rather...? collection is antic, audacious, comic, comical, hilarious, humorous, hysterical, riotous, side-splitting, and uproarious and will provide hours of amusing, diverting, jocular, playful, waggish, whimsical, witty, gleeful, merry, and/or mirthful entertainment.
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