The crew riff on the short "Alphabet Antics" before watching Daddy-O (1958), a film about a group of teenage beatniks who spend their free time drag-racing.

Joel and the Bots sit through two shorts, one about water skiing and the other about a strange man who terrorizes wildlife in the Florida Everglades. In Teenage Cave Man (1958), a rebellious cave boy goes against clan rules and wants to explore horizons beyond the river. Joel and the Bots battle boredom on the SOL, present creative ipecacs at the invention exchange, and try to patch things up when the Mads start fighting.

Joel and the Bots watch the classic short Mr. B Natural (1957) in which an androgynous person named Mr. B. Natural teaches a geeky middle schooler to play a musical instrument. Moving on to War of the Colossal Beast (1958), disfigured "Colossal Man" Glen is spotted in Mexico and his sister tries to save him. Joel and the Bots have a debate about Mr. B. Natural and are revisited by Glen on the Hexfield.

Joel and the Bots watch a re-edited version of Time Walker (1982) called "Being From Another Planet" in which a mummy awakened by a university team goes on a killing spree. The Mads are awfully proud of their "Tragic Moments" figurines while Joel and the Bots play haunted house on the SOL.

A hero on a quest to gather magical stones battles an evil sorcerer and learns the benefits of a potato diet in Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell (1988). Tom and Crow put on a Renaissance Fair for Mike and Crow reads a trashy romance novel to Pearl.

Pearl and Observer are in Ancient Rome pretending to be gods as Mike and the 'bots watch The Horror of Party Beach (1964).

A weather tech's mind gets trapped in a computer and Pearl establishes her own public television pledge program.

A woman gets hypnotized back into her Dark Age'd past life while Tom takes a crack at being an observer.

In the film, a manned space ship plummets back to Earth, killing its astronaut pilot. The pilot is later reanimated, but controlled by an alien who will stop at nothing to protect her spawn. On the Satellite of Love, viewers can choose to either watch the episode as it originally aired with its live Turkey Day host segments or the Crow pregnancy segments added for rebroadcasting. The credits note that this episode introduces Mary Jo Pehl as Pearl...

In the film, Dr. Lorenz subdues virgin brides using poisonous corsages in order to extra the glandular fluid he needs to treat the premature aging experienced by his wife. This episode also includes classic invention exchange, an early Servo design, and the third episode of the short "Commando Cody & the radar men from the moon."