In this second book in the My Weirder-est School series, A.J. and his friends are getting a substitute. Miss Porter isn?t your average teacher, though. She?s a Personal Digital Assistant that literally knows everything. She can tell a million hundred weird jokes and get pizza delivered by drone in seconds! But what happens when Miss Porter?s system is no longer set to fun? Will anyone be able to shut her down before she takes over Ella Mentry?

When her second-grade classmates are envious of the three students who are going away on winter vacation, the creative and ingenious Gooney Bird Greene thinks of a geography activity to cheer them all up.

When tomboy Marty is cast as the princess in the third-grade play, she learns about improvisation, which helps her become more adaptable.

Dani's best friend Ella moved to another town, Dani misses her a lot. Dani makes sure nobody sits at Ella's old desk at school so she has a place to sit when she comes back. Everybody else says Ella is not coming back but Dani refuses to give up hope.

A boy has an ordinary school day until a new teacher inspires him in a way that changes him forever.

Although his teacher insists there are stories everywhere, Ralph cannot think of any to write.

When Emma learns that her class picture will be taken while she must wear an eye patch, she is sad because she will look different from the other first-graders.

Marisol loves to paint and her teacher asks her to paint a mural for the school library, but how can she paint the sky without any blue?

Capital letters are being so neglected in Mr. Wright's classroom that they are nearly incapacitated, and a medical team must be summoned to perform CPR-- Capital Posture Repair.

When Katie's best friend Jennifer plays with Roy at recess instead of with her, Katie is surprised and angry.