An adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead.
In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer

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Boo, the Pomeranian dog, embarks on an excursion through the alphabet.

An alphabet book featuring twenty-six animals found in the ocean and including endnotes giving additional details about each of these sea creatures.

Pictures, words, and sentences that focus on the letters I and J.

Pictures, words, and sentences that focus on the letters S, T and U.

"Inclusive pronouns are learned alongside the alphabet in this joyously illustrated take on the classic ABC book"-- Back cover,

Take a trip down a country road while learning the alphabet.

Learning the importance of kindness is as easy as A-B-C with this sweet board book. A is for all of us be everyone's friend. B is for believing things will turn out well in the end. C is for being caring in everything you do. D is for dear ones who mean the world to you. Learn your ABCs while learning to be kind to everyone you meet with this irresistibly illustrated board book that's perfect for Valentine's Day.