Lemony Snicket

A lump of coal that wants to be an artist, but would settle for making decorative marks on a piece of grilled meat, rolls out of a forgotten bag of charcoal one winter and takes a spin through town seeking a miracle.

Laszlo is afraid of the dark which lives in the same big, creaky house as him, until one night the dark pays him a visit.

The adventures of a goldfish who just died.