Donald Rump
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Diez historias de amor, traición y ese gas verde favorito de todos en un inolvidable volumen.
Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 30.000 palabras.
EMBOTELLANDO PEDOS
¿Podría el poder más grande...
El camino a la riqueza, más allá de nuestra imaginación más salvaje...
La clave para alcanzar el más alto nivel de conciencia espiritual y la felicidad...
... Ser obtenido por pedos embotellado???
--Es nuestro secreto......
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Cuando un hombre se enamora perdidamente de un pedo asesino, le resulta difícil aceptar su misteriosa partida. ¿Fue algo que dijo? ¿Algo que hizo? ¿Era su pene demasiado pequeño? Nada tiene sentido. "Te encontraré, mi querida Floofy. ¡Aunque sea lo último que haga!"
Para lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 4400 palabras.
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THE F**KING IDIOT ...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD ...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky....
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Cuatro historias de amor, traición y ese gas verde favorito de todos en un inolvidable volumen.
EMBOTELLANDO PEDOS
¿Podría el poder más grande...
El camino a la riqueza, más allá de nuestra imaginación más salvaje...
La clave para alcanzar el más alto nivel de conciencia espiritual y la felicidad...
...Ser obtenido por pedos embotellado?
-Es nuestro secreto... -Vlad le dijo al niño pequeño. -Usa el poder con cuidado...
EL CRITICO ENCULADO
El...
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Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain's irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it's only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.
Approximately 1,600 words.
DIAGNOSIS: Less filling. Doesn't contain many actual...
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Barnabus Prim ha llegado al final del camino. Ahogado en deudas y casado con una mujer odiosa que no puede ni verlo, decide hacer lo impensable. Pero encontrar el camino al más allá resulta mucho más difícil de lo que él había imaginado.
Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 3000 palabras.
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THE F**KING IDIOT...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND, GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky. W for...
10) Going Dutch
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Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves much more difficult than he imagined.
For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,000 words.
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Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together ten flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals, and everyone's favorite green gas, that are sure to blow you away.
BOTTLING FARTS
Could the greatest power...
The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination...
The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness...
...be obtained by bottling farts?
THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC
Zack Pimpton's ass never...
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You found her! The hottest chick you've ever laid eyes on wants you and only you.
But aren't you forgetting something?
You're broke, and this chick is way out of your league. She's scorching hot and you're…well…lucky to have her. Or so you think…
This short volume will help demystify the impact of a high maintenance hottie and encourage you to resist the urge to go into debt just to appease her.
Approximately 7,000 words.
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Perkins Deadwood no puede dar crédito a sus oídos. Su hijo de doce años acaba de pedirle para Navidad un pedo mascota. Y no cualquier pedo: un pedo español. ¡Ay, caramba!
¿Podrá disuadir a su hijo el vendedor de autos usados? ¿O será esta Navidad realmente apestosa?
Para lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 2.500 palabras.
14) Finding Floofy
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When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you my darling Floofy, even if it's the last thing I do!"
For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 4,400 words in all.
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THE F**KING IDIOT...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD ...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND, GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky. W for...
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Hank Larmspitz tiene un plan.
Bueno, más o menos.
Va a ser el primer hombre en la luna, maldita sea, y va a hacerlo sin la ayuda de un traje espacial o incluso de una nave espacial.
¿Qué tiene en mente exactamente?
Dan Dinkerleaf, un reportero local de KAAS-LD en Eureeka, quiere averiguarlo. Y cuando descubre las verdaderas intenciones de Hank, eso pone a prueba su paciencia. "¿En serio?", espeta. "¿No le parece que su teoría es... oh, no...
18) Bottling Farts
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Could the greatest power...
The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination...
The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness...
...be obtained by bottling farts?
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THE F**KING IDIOT...
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD...
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
AND, GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT...
By his letter he is known.
W.
W for Wacky. W for...
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Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And, not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba!
Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or, is this Christmas really going to stink?
For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.
NOTE: There is some foul language and adult humor inside, so it's really not intended for children.